azusas:

u think ur a flower, but really ur the whole meadow 

(via getadogg)

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

(via toxic-flows)

shutupandenjoytheshow:

When you do something embarrassing in front of people

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(via toxic-flows)

    benevolent god: okay i'm gonna set everything up really nice and make sure everyone is comfortable and then i'll zoom right in and watch carefully oops is your hunger bar getting low don't worry shh i have that taken care of i have a cheat shhh it's okay keep painting that weird purple thing i love you
    distant god: i'll set your life in motion but then i'm gonna pull back and let you do your thing maybe i'll wander the town a bit i'm sure you'll be fine
    loki: OOPS WHERE'D THAT DOOR GO I GUESS YOU'RE TRAPPED AND OH NO DID THE POOL LADDER DISAPPEAR I WONDER HOW LONG YOU CAN SWIM FOR HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MORTAL

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via toxic-flows)